7MMTV

As a seasoned porn connoisseur and professional masturbator, I can’t help but notice the little aesthetic details that different porn sites incorporate into their layouts. Most JAV (Japanese Adult Video) sites stick with minimalistic designs—a basic logo, a white background, and DVD-cover-style previews instead of animated GIFs or screengrabs. You often need to zoom in to catch the action, as they jam-pack lots of naughtiness into those back covers.

7MMTV: Not What You’d Expect

So, when a link to 7MMTV.tv landed in my DMs, I had no idea what to expect. It sounded like it could be a site selling tiny-ass TVs for low-key lunchtime porn sessions, which would be a shitty idea in the smartphone age. Thankfully, 7MMTV turned out to be something way better—an extensive collection of Japanese smut.

From DVD Covers to Animated GIFs

7MMTV doesn’t stray far from the typical JAV model but with some nice enhancements. Hovering over DVD cover previews reveals animated GIFs—a rarity in JAV but standard on Western porn sites. Plus, they have video screengrabs further down, which is exciting because it often means uncensored content. You see, anything officially released in Japan is usually censored, leaving pee-pees and cooters obscured by annoying pixels due to archaic Japanese laws.

Censored vs. Uncensored

For reasons I can’t fathom, 7MMTV lists their Censored section first, followed by the Uncensored content. They’ve got nearly 32,000 uncensored JAV videos—that’s a goldmine for hardened masturbators used to uncensored Western stuff like Brazzers and Reality Kings. If censorship doesn’t bother you, there’s even more to enjoy.

How Much JAV Can You Handle?

How horny are you on a scale from “every night” to “all day, every day”? 7MMTV has over 144,000 Japanese Adult Videos. If you actually have a job, you’ll never get through all of it—a dream for basement-dwelling neckbeards and their crusty waifu pillows.

The site divvies up its treasure trove into three main sections. The Uncensored section boasts around 32,000 videos, while the Censored pile stacks up to nearly 90,000. Then there’s the Amateur section, featuring over 25,000 home movies. “Amateur” here usually means professionally shot content that lacks the raw thrill of truly homemade flicks, but still, the quality is top-notch.

The primary thing to note: almost every click serves you an ad. From video thumbnails to the play button and even the search bar—everything triggers a pop-up. It’s annoying, but that’s the price of free smut. Brace yourself for a constant battle with these pop-ups if you want to enjoy the filthy goodness on 7MMTV.

Exploring Kinky Categories

This site caters to a variety of kinky tastes. From big-titted MILFs to freaky BDSM sluts, 7MMTV covers a wide range of subgenres. They’ve got something for everyone: high school fantasies, femdom, cosplay, and even some golden showers. The front page alone offers an eye-popping array of perverse pleasures.

Though I couldn’t find an exhaustive list of their uncensored categories, the Censored section is easy to navigate. With over 244 categories like Adultery, Domination, Cosplay, Face Sitting, and Breast Milk, the range is broad yet manageable compared to other JAV sites.

One thing that stands out on 7MMTV is their detailed video pages. Clicking on a tantalizing title like “JUFD-707 Addicted To Huge Cocks” brings you to a page filled with screencaps, an embedded player, and even a download link. The one downside? 7MMTV doesn’t host the videos themselves, relying on external file lockers. Expect some wait times and potential spam, but the trade-off is worth it for all that free, full-length content.

So, if you’re aching for a wild ride through the best of Japanese porn, 7MMTV is your next stop. Despite the ad overload and occasional quality dips, the site stands out as a massive repository for JAV. Load up on ad blockers, hit the search bar, and dive deep into the endless ocean of Asian smut. Trust me, your fantasies will be well taken care of here.