Fap Titans

As soon as I typed in the URL for FapTitans, I was greeted by a big-titted cowgirl chick in seconds. Decked out in historically accurate cowgirl gear, from her wide-brimmed hat to her tiny leather vest-bra barely covering those massive melons, she was ready to guide me.

The first enemy, a level 1 Yapping Orc, sported an ugly, pig-faced look with a club and shield. Smashing his hit points down with clicks, I watched him fall quickly, earning gold with each defeat. “Keep clicking and kill more monsters,” she urged.

Tentacles and Dildos, Oh My!

Next up was a Normal Tentacle Beast, looking tree-like from afar but sporting dicks at the ends of some tentacles. The cowgirl was right to worry. I battled through a series of ten monsters, just clicking them to death, seeing some vaguely sexual themes but mostly generic anime monsters. After the tenth, I could use my gold to buy my first hero: Akira Hitsujikai, the cowgirl with the gigantic jugs.

Heroes in play change the game a bit. Akira began shooting foes on her own, reducing their health even when I did nothing. Upgrading her made her shoot faster, but let’s be real—I was hoping for some hardcore anal or at least a nip slip. I leveled her up anyway.

Non-Stop Clicks and Boobs

FapTitans falls into the clicker or incremental game genre. These games start with you clicking away for rewards, be it baking cookies or blowing up spaceships. Here, it’s about slaughtering monsters and sexed-up anime sluts. As you progress, you use earnings to buy stronger clickers—big-titted hentai chicks—to do the work for you. The goal is to get as many clickers as you can, paving the way for higher and faster scores without ever really stopping.

An Orgy of Monsters

After a while, I stopped clicking the “monsters” myself. The game just recycled the same enemies, and honestly, some of them didn’t seem threatening. Why kill the hottie in hot pants and big knockers? Maybe these catty bitches in my brothel of heroes had something to do with it. Akira seemed chill, but the cleavage-clad Hoshi Asashin? Total bitch vibes.

My audio was non-existent, and I couldn’t figure out why. It seemed like at least some bleeps and boops should be there, but no dice.

Pay to Play… or Just Wait?

FapTitans is the kind of game you leave running in one tab while you jack off in another. Heck, I’ve never seen you leave the basement for sunshine! After a hardcore jerk session, I returned to see my heroes defeated by a boss—a bigger version of the pig dudes. I used the gold I’d accumulated to level up, only to be crushed again. The game offered a sale: buy gold with real cash to level up faster. Tempting, but if I start spending, I’ll be emptying my wallet faster than I nut.

Expect plenty of opportunities to purchase in-game gold with real money in FapTitans. For those impatient to “win,” it’s the only option. Remember, though, you never truly win in these games; you just chase higher scores.

The Heat is On

FapTitans ran in my background, grinding away. It looks like it demands a lot from your system; my laptop’s fan was doing overtime. While you might play on a fast tablet, your phone might need to be top-tier to handle it. But what for? The heroes and enemies are busty, but where are the tits?

Eventually, I realized FapTitans is more about the clicker gameplay than the porn. Without real money, tits remain elusive. When I crushed the pig lord after a big load session, a reward chest offered random goodies—but more could cost actual money.

Inside, a hentai image of a schoolgirl getting hands-on in class sparked my interest. One mouth filled with cock, another penetrated in the ass. Letting FapTitans run in the background could fill a gallery, but why not just browse hentai sites for instant gratification?

FapTitans is a mildly entertaining clicker game with some hentai flair. If you’re into the genre, give it a go. If not, your favorite hentai site might serve you better.